Tech IndustryApr 28, 2023
NewPolandtir

Amazon stock going wild 😳

What's the mood at Amazon watching stocks surge by 20%, and then back down 20% less than 3 hours later? TC: 316k (or anywhere between 265k and 380k, plus 1 (ONE) banana if I was at Amazon)

Amazon Tcjs25 Apr 28, 2023

CFO fucked up. Who on earth would talk of Q2 earnings on Q1 earnings call

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Polandtir OP Apr 28, 2023

Damn. Maybe they knew how bad it was going to look, so they made a desperate "things will get better" attempt? I didnt listen in to the call.

Amazon SFwO13 Apr 28, 2023

Someone who expects horrible Q2 results and wants to moderate expectations in advance.

Stripe Charlie3 Apr 28, 2023

Every time during a positive quarterly result it happens. I’m glad it’s not -20% right off the bat (we never know , let’s see what happens today)

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Polandtir OP Apr 28, 2023

Hey man, earnings calls are always russian routlette.

Airbnb feckboi Apr 28, 2023

I was happy for a sec. I should have sold it all when it was above 4k per stock

Robinhood hoodl Apr 28, 2023

I mean yeah

Goldman Sachs DuncanI Apr 28, 2023

it was never above 4k, highest was around 3700

Amazon nepo Apr 28, 2023

Are you bad at Math?

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Polandtir OP Apr 28, 2023

Nah. I was gonna say "15% up and 20% down", but I didn't really care enough to be that much of a geek about a meme post.

NVIDIA balibalo Apr 28, 2023

Looks more like up 15% and then down 15%

Google kr4k3n Apr 28, 2023

23% growth in ads revenue. I think it was a solid quarter, but overall market sentiment towards tech is bearish, so any negative statements like the ones made by the CFO about April revenue trends are immediately turning to bearish market movement.

Amazon needref4 Apr 28, 2023

And they still had to cut folks in Ads.

Microsoft ODJy56 Apr 28, 2023

Pip cfo?

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Polandtir OP Apr 28, 2023

Not a chance. He's "inside". His title starts with a C, so unless he does something egregiously bad, it simply won't happen.

Meta fomosapien Apr 28, 2023

Love your username op πŸ˜‚ Polandtir

Amazon Linsys Apr 28, 2023

This company is done. Microsoft is the future.

Amazon AdzR05 Apr 28, 2023

stock went bananas

Western Digital samestupid Apr 28, 2023

Didn’t he say AWS revenue is shrinking and not growing. Two shrinking businesses, including Amazon online commerce scare the market.