Another layoff coming at Microsoft week of 1/15 ⚠️
NDAs signed and managers made aware of final cuts earlier this week. HR 1:1 invites coming as Satya continues to revoke longtime country club memberships and trim the fat. Gravy train is ending for many a rest and vester this month. Anyone with a sliver of employability hitting leetcode and LinkedIn, while those who have lost skills and relevance are frantically looking to their old buddies at Oracle, Tableau and Expedia. How big will it be this time?
If they ever get rid of me, I am just gonna open an asian restaurant next to the cafe, hire hot girls as servers, serving beers while broadcasting super bowl or whatever sports. How about that?
Where can I send my tryout video?
They should appoint you as the COO, seriously.
Lol
What you you do if you were in his position?
Dang stay safe everyone
Perfect! I already have an FB offer. Let’s hope I am part of the layoff. Would love to get a nice severance package before joining FB. I would use the money for a nice trip to Eastern Europe!
Good luck. I really hope you get laid......off.
Sounds like you should be starting to do really stupid things, like not showing up for work without notice. Force them to fire you!
AZURE ever part of layoffs?
1/15 is company holiday.. lol
Week of 1/15, sorry wasn’t specific enough in the title. Layoffs take more than one day
Why is this Amazon guy always posting b.s. here about MSFT? Did you get canned and are butthurt?
No, I have never worked at Microsoft. Just sharing information.
It's a different screen name than the last shit posts but the name is similar enough and the writing style similar enough it's likely the same.
I am next... please let it be me
Amazon guy couldn’t pass phone screen and spreading rumors. Please try again in 6 months.
He probably knows someone who knows something