Hello, I'll be joining Apple in May. What will I get as a part of the onboarding process? I know I'll get a Mac, keyboard, mouse, and monitor. Do they give any other goodies? TC: 234k
Nothing. You will soon realize apple is cheap and it is all about pennies and dimes. I have not gotten a free swag for many years ive been here
Huh? I been here for 3.5 years and have like 7 t shirts, back pack, rolling small suitcase, hoodie, flask, two coffee mugs, thermos, etc
what fucking org, dude? I thought I was in one of the less stingy orgs and I’m getting none of that I’m at almost two years, and exactly zero T-shirts
You will get work
You might ask get a lightning cable and a pair of wired AirPods. Things no one needs, but which are sitting around in a store room somewhere.
Welcome. You’ll get a class of 2024 hydroflask bottle with imaginary koolaid and gulping it down will initiate your brainwashing orientation. If lucky, a kiss from papa cook 😘
Lmao.
Yup. A hydroflask, that's it. You could be here another decade and never see another piece of swag
Hydro Flask and refreshments outside the onboarding room.