Apple events are cringe AF
We are the best ever in the world ever. We revolutionize every aspect of things that have been here for years, but our customers listen only to us so we can lie, no problem! We made the best processor by completely changing it and it is up 10% faster now, unbelievable! We bring stupid hole in the display that everyone loves! And some new metal that makes no difference in a usage of the phone. This is just pathetic. But we really care about our planet, money are definitely not our main objective and we dont give a shit about standards, open source and open market, we know everything the best. In words of Tim Apple - Only we at Apple can do that!
Tim Cook having your tears for dinner
I dont think that that robot eats anything
Seriously. Even the presentations are cringe. Feels like everyone is the same robot in different skin talking in the same style. Wannabe Steve jobs zombies.
Steve jobs presentations were quite different than the ones Apple puts out these days.
The talking style of Apple presenters is really annoying. WWDC, product events, etc. is very monotonous
I just read blogs for this reason ๐
โand we dont give a shit about standards, open sourceโ Iโm sure Workday open sources all of their software.
Lol, workday is shit squared, but you are not witnessing these cringe events
The secret is, you don't have to buy Apple products, but you'd be dumb to pass on their stocks.
Help is available to you Workmate for free through Workday benefits. Use it please.
Is everything ok? Help is available
OP got triggered for no reason ๐ญ.