HousingApr 25
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Are these new Kirkland “cottages” (AKA shacks) a practical joke?

Kirkland is full of these now. The builder takes a lot, splits it into tiny parcels, builds a 1700sqft shack on each, and asks 1.6M (enormous profit margin) So buyer is supposed to pay 1.6M for: - basically no land - shack w/ less living space than a condo And that’s it. Buyer is basically buying 1/3 of a real house for almost full value. Build quality is usually not good either. It’s like the builder is running a practical joke, testing the limits of what uninformed tech workers will buy. Which idiots actually are buying these? TC 600 https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/13020-132nd-Avenue-NE-Kirkland-WA-98034/348576455_zpid/?utm_campaign=iosappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

Amazon velCos Apr 25

Are these near costco?

Epicor privjet Apr 25

Yeah you have to show your membership card to enter the cottages

JPMorgan Chase boomer44 Apr 25

Nope, it’s right after the Kirkland waterfront.

Amazon Geeky700 Apr 25

People buy such homes too. What to say!

Microsoft DesiStud Apr 25

Sorry. What is bad here? Seems like a good house, great locality as well, newly built. She priced as neighborhood

Microsoft d0ntfireme Apr 25

Those look nice

Flexport tjOF30 Apr 25

Good house. Buy!!

Microsoft fgzqx Apr 25

Very good. How are these shacks? Are you a a realtor in disguise?

T-Mobile ahjkvfrhvx Apr 25

The alternative is buying an old house from 1968 that has not been maintained, contains knob and tube wiring, lead paint, popcorn ceiling, motor oil and diesel in little gravel pits around the yard, for $2.2 million. Oh and has had multiple sewage backups because the 90-year-old owners have been dumping bacon fat down the drain for 65 years causing a clog that corroded the original DIP drain pipe and you now have the state's environmental department threatening you for raw sewage contaminating the water table. But you get a big yard.

Microsoft d0ntfireme Apr 25

Lol this is why i live on west side

Google wurlitzer Apr 25

I had a westside house where the owner had dumped his barbecue ashes and garbage in the woods in the same spot for 40 years, then let blackberries grow over it. That was a fun discovery.

Microsoft rio bravo Apr 25

These would be okay at a cheaper price, it’s practically a townhome without sharing walls.

Wells Fargo FzpS78 Apr 25

1700 sqft not a shack in USA. Postage size lots have been the norm for the last 20 years in the States.

Apple IamNotOP Apr 25

That’s bigger than a lot of shack in Cupertino