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Do you ever get nervous taking a vacation?
Picture this: I, brozzer, the epitome of intellectual prowess, am prepared to relinquish all sense of self-preservation in pursuit of a position at Citadel. My neural pathways are akin to superhighways, processing data faster than you can say "quantum computing." I once crafted an algorithm to optimize my breakfast cereal consumption based on Fibonacci sequences. When Citadel beckons, my phone trembles with anticipation, as if sensing the impending surge of brilliance about to grace its circuits. They say my IQ rivals that of a supercomputer, but who needs modesty when you're destined for the echelons of technological greatness?
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