Bezos divorce details
This just in from a high level friend in Amazon. Lord Jeff had this planned all along. The HQ2 is to be part of the divorce settlement. Jeff will keep everything west of the Mississippi and the east coast will go to the former ms bezos. If you are working on the east coast or part of the company at HQ2 when the settlement finalizea you will receive amazon v2 stock. Those on the west coast will receive original Amazon stock. The company will split and neither can compete in each others territory. More details to come.
This must be a joke.
No i have confirmed this jeff bezos himself. This is very true
I also confirmed this is not true. I’m a good friend of Jeff.
F
You would be so dumb to believe any of this. It is like you live in the 1600s. Companies are owned by shareholders, you own part of the company by owning shares, not by dividing it by buildings/regions/teams or products
West coast: Amazon East coast: Awomazon
Hint: a man zone (if you are staring at for 2 mins and still don't get it)
Amazon.com shall go to his wife since Amazon symbolizes the grace and strength of women. The new half company shall be called Neanderthal.com. Edit: grammar
Bezos keeps AWS and advertising. Retail goes to wife...😂😂
What the fuck
Amazon is going to be come more frugal
Frugality @home could lead to divorce. I guess it doesn't always work.