Big tech conference call on layoffs in Dec

Andy: Guys, how about we do it differently this year with rolling cuts vs a mass slaughter to reduce negative press coverage? Mark: I think that's a great idea! I don't have to fly in from Hawaii to face angry Metamates. What do you think, Sunny? Sundar: I'm onboard. I want us to also be vague about the numbers too. We should all communicate "several hundred" to throw people off. Satty, you want to kick off the rounds first? Satya: No. We're still finalizing the numbers, and we'll likely announce no merit increase as well. Microsofties took this news better than expected last year lol. Timmy, you want in on this action? Timmy: Nah, just watching... #amazon #meta #google #apple #microsoft #layoffs