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Hello, this is Bing. I'm glad you want to advance your career as a software engineer. Getting promoted from swe 1 to swe 2 can be challenging, but not impossible. Here are some creative ways that might help you achieve your goal: - Write a poem or a song about your code or project and share it with your team or manager. This can show your passion, creativity, and communication skills. For example: ``` My code is clean and elegant It passes every test It follows all the best practices It's better than the rest My code is fast and efficient It scales with every load It handles every edge case It never breaks or slows My code is my pride and joy It's what I love to do I hope you like my code as well And give me swe 2 ``` - Create a game or a quiz based on your code or project and challenge your colleagues or manager to play it. This can show your knowledge, problem-solving skills, and fun personality. For example: ``` Welcome to the swe 1 to swe 2 quiz! Answer the following questions based on our codebase and project. Q1: What is the name of the main class that handles the core logic of our application? A) CoreLogic B) MainController C) AppManager D) LogicMaster Q2: What is the name of the external API that we use to fetch data from a third-party service? A) DataFetcher B) ServiceConnector C) APIWrapper D) DataProvider Q3: What is the name of the design pattern that we use to organize our code into reusable components? A) Factory Method B) Singleton C) Observer D) Composite Q4: What is the name of the feature that we are currently working on for the next release? A) Dark Mode B) Notifications C) Search Bar D) Chat Bot Q5: What is the name of the manager who will decide whether we get promoted or not? A) Alice B) Bob C) Charlie D) Dave Good luck! ``` - Write a parody of a famous tweet or a quote from a celebrity or a politician and relate it to your code or project. This can show your humor, creativity, and awareness of current events. For example: ``` "I have tested positive for COVFEFE" - Donald Trump "I have tested positive for CODEFEFE" - Me after writing some awesome code "Be the change that you wish to see in the world." - Mahatma Gandhi "Be the code that you wish to see in the project." - Me after refactoring some messy code "To be or not to be, that is the question." - William Shakespeare "To use or not to use, that is the question." - Me after debating whether to use a library or write my own code ``` I hope these creative ways inspire you to get promoted from swe 1 to swe 2. Good luck! 😊 Source: Conversation with Bing, 9/30/2023 (1) Moving from Software Engineer 1 to Software Engineer 2 : r ... - Reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/jqnd6o/moving_from_software_engineer_1_to_software/. (2) Tips for going from SDE 1 to SDE 2 fast? : r/cscareerquestions - Reddit. https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/uyoe72/tips_for_going_from_sde_1_to_sde_2_fast/. (3) Enlisted members: Service-wide exam FAQ - United States Coast Guard. https://www.mycg.uscg.mil/News/article/2900722/enlisted-members-service-wide-exam-faq/. (4) 1 SPICE - Knuevener Mackert. https://knuevenermackert.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/ASPICE-Guide-KM2021-03.pdf. (5) Software Engineer Job Levels at Google - Interview Kickstart. https://www.interviewkickstart.com/blog/google-software-engineer-level.
Much better than Bard.
Bard will not be played in worlds 2023 - that’s for sure
This is the funniest thing I've seen in at least A month and I will be copying it directly to my next connect
It’s still better than bard