Fence it off , build a museum of Amazon and Bezos memorabilia and charge entry fee… boom FIRE
Fill it with bananas 🍌
How is this even on the market?
I mean - bezos has his yacht and mansions, why he should care about some old house?
Jobs house is a historic site … I guess Bezos just doesn’t meet that bar.
Convert it to a mancave
Is Bezos going to buy it back with some pocket change of 10m?
2 baths? Seems excessive when you could pee in bottles
🤣
Print a board: "Trespassers will be pipped"
Fill it with stuff I think I need but haven't used in years
The sad irony is, the title of this post alone would’ve also made a lot of sense in Amazon channel.
build a shrine out of Sanchez's hair
The house is haunted by the ghosts of all the fetuses MacKenzie Bezos PIPed on Day 1
Walmart, you got issues. Seek help