He looks flushed
In Twitter micro-kitchens, I'm guessing poopcorns are always available
Signs point to the office being closed and remote workers making a comeback. That's going to be one heck of a cleaning bill for the landlord.
Hard working Twitter engineer in the toilet stall cries for toilet paper. Elon 'You don't need one. You are on a roll!!'
Bring your own toilet paper, Amazon is not frugal enough.
Shush...
Well, he did bring his own sink on his first day...
It’s because even though this asshole started a crusade against remote work, he’s discovering that running offices is very expensive and not worth it so he’s setting up to close them.
Not sure how he's discovering this now as he has plenty of experience running companies with offices, guess he didn't think things through.
Twitter employees will work out of Tesla Austin office
From desks in walk in closets.
I’m guessing he would not have fired them if they didn’t ask for a raise during a recession from a company that is near bankruptcy.
Am not. Just guessing that was why he was triggered.
Wanted - Janitors who can code. Or Coders who can mop.
Good. Don’t need low talent anyway
Janitors are not low talent. A job is a job.
It was a joke