Trillion dollar company and no bidets in the office. No free food either!! It is so sad. Think I might apply to meta for better benefits! TC 470 #meta #twitter #snap
Okay
This ain't the time to be cocky. Did you ever fix your crappy iTunes?
You must be joking or you are a troll
with 470k you can buy your own food instead. When did bidets become a necessity?
The first time you use one, then it becomes a nesessity.
Or buy your own bidet
More like transfer your poop via bluetooth
Why can’t you carry a bidet to work like Elon did with his sink?
Most Americans don’t know how to care their butt. This is why they often say “pain of the ass”. Look at japan, they have bidet everywhere
Most Americans don't know that cool refreshing feeling of a bidet, until they've been to Asia. After that they go back home and quickly install bidets to stop rubbing their skin raw with paper
BYOB Bring Your Own Bidet
Meta has bidet in MPK?
Super funny!