Worst layoff email award: PagerDuty
lays people off, promotes upper management, kisses boards ass while quoting Martin Luther King all in one email https://www.pagerduty.com/blog/improving-pagerdutys-operational-resilience-to-achieve-our-long-term-vision-and-goals/
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Did the PR team decide to vomit all their thoughts. What the fuggg is this? Like 20 pages of random shit
WTF Dutonian? I did not realized we have aliens living on earth!
Wtf this is awful. Especially “Dutonian” 🤢
Yeah Metamates is so much better
Holy crap! $2.4 Billion market cap for paging service!!
Here is kicker their loses are nearly 1/3rd Rev this company is trading at 10x it's revenue. Will easy drop below bill in market value once the growth slows down..
Wait till you see what an instant messaging service is worth.
What was severance ?
11 weeks. Too cheap to even round off to 12 weeks like big techs!! It is really 3 weeks and 2 months of WARN notice. You get unlimited paging service too.
It's not even 3 weeks. Like 2 and a half. Warn is 60 days. So 8 weeks plus 4 days
What a train wreck of a communication. Completely tone deaf.
It sounds like let's lay off these people and celebrate our success. Disgusting!
Who is even PagerDuty?
they have a paging app as a service or something idk
They’re basically a routing service for alerts. It lets you make an on-call schedule and only ping the person on-call