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Apple Logan Roy Jan 6, 2022

What the hell did I just read

Amazon Slurmy Jan 6, 2022

People died, this is hilarious thanks OP /s

Siemens peekachoo☺ Jan 6, 2022

Shit, I feel so bad. Why did I read this in the morning! RIP.

Google tired_af Jan 6, 2022

The march to hell, one step at a time

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mxKj85 Jan 6, 2022

I knew people lie about TC but now this?!?

San Joaquin County Tflhndnmk6 Jan 6, 2022

"The defense says he didn’t do it, and described him in their opening statement as “a normal kid” who enjoyed video games, playing with his dogs, and spending time with his girlfriend. " I always laugh/scoff when the defense to grown ass adults committing crimes is "he's just a kid".

AMD sleepintea Jan 6, 2022

When that's their only defense, they're grasping at straws...

Microsoft ssd33 Jan 6, 2022

FTFY "The defense says he didn’t do it, and described him in their opening statement as “a normal kid” who enjoyed video games, dismembering his parents, and spending time with his girlfriend. "

Salesforce Ndhn03 Jan 6, 2022

Are you sure the parents tested positive and died from Covid?

SpaceX RUD 4u Jan 10, 2022

Note to self, clean floors and get a better job.