Tech IndustrySep 18, 2018
AmazonApdjdnaj

How do I make people think I’m smart if I went to a state school and work at Amazon?

I’m afraid everyone thinks of me as a moron because of my background (Amazon intern to SDE1). How do I make people think I’m not a dumbass because I didn’t get an offer at G and FB?

Bswift Xjskskf Sep 18, 2018

Have confidence.

Google R7ps9bd6 Sep 18, 2018

By not making posts like this.

Microsoft 🚶‍♀️ feet Sep 18, 2018

It could be worse, you could be a contractor. Be grateful what you have. Lots of ppl didn’t get into Amazon.

Amazon Apdjdnaj OP Sep 18, 2018

Who doesn’t these days as an intern to new grad?

Square ☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️ Sep 18, 2018

If you’re tall, it should be fine

Amazon Apdjdnaj OP Sep 18, 2018

I’m not :(

eBay jjugfc Sep 18, 2018

How tall? 5'6"?

Facebook 👁️‍🗨️ Sep 18, 2018

Better off being a moron that being that insecure.

New
sameer3694 Sep 18, 2018

Join as a janitor at Google.

Microsoft 🚶‍♀️ feet Sep 18, 2018

Do they get free food as well?

Google YLKQ60 Sep 18, 2018

Yes, they do.

Snapchat iamtrump Sep 18, 2018

Im from a tiny farm village in China and I went to shitty high schools and college in China and people think I’m smart.

Amazon Apdjdnaj OP Sep 19, 2018

Well...Snapchat...

Northrop Grumman batmanitee Sep 19, 2018

Will you be my quant?

Intel nononsense Sep 18, 2018

Don't BE a dumbass and peppe won't think you are a dumbass.

Google regal Sep 18, 2018

Amazon is a great company. Seriously WTF is wrong with people on blind??

Microsoft baaaaallls Sep 18, 2018

Democrats

WITHIN (VR/AR) DotHack Sep 18, 2018

Well, by choosing to work at Amazon, you’ve now objectively proven that you are, in fact, a moron.