Tech IndustryAug 3, 2022
Capital Onenqaz17
How much money would you have to be paid to code exclusively in MS word?
You must code exclusively in Microsoft word. No exceptions. Autocorrect must stay on. What’s your price?
$1000 per character
Can I use macros?
must keep ms word vanilla
Damn. That's cruel.
I used to code Java in vim without extensions. This will be fine
My work is design docs anyway. Might as well do it in a place where folks can't leave comments I ignore.
I wrote SIMD code to optimize video codecs and matrix math. Y'all got nothing on me!
The same pay as the CEO + 50 cents extra to show him/her I make more.
$1 more than I make now
No exceptions? Why, is performance that critical?
$600k all cash. Assuming I could keep coasting.
Name checks out