Tech IndustryOct 10, 2023
Appleestrellas

How to Properly Imply I work at Apple Corporate

I work at Apple. Thank you, thank you. A big part of me seeking out and taking this job is impressing random people I meet that I am affiliated with such a legendary company. However, on multiple occasions people incorrectly assume that I work at an Apple Store, how dare they? It is important to my self worth that people realize that I make more money than them, and on a whole other level intellectually. Apple being a classy company, I of course need to behave accordingly, I don’t feel like a sly smirk and an um.. actually I work at corporate, I’m not some peasant at the Apple Store, would do the company justice. How do I seemlessly restore my ego in such encounters without coming off uncouth, or egotistic. Like I don’t even really care, but they should know for their own benefit kind of way. TC: the privilege of having the Apple logo on my badge.

Stripe doobius Oct 10, 2023

Apple TCs when compared to real big tech are equivalent of you working at an Apple Store

Amazon Day9 Oct 10, 2023

Just tell them your role. For example "I'm a DEI program manager at Apple"

Apple ds54vg Oct 10, 2023

Apple estrellas OP Oct 10, 2023

As a fellow Apple employee (hopefully not retail 😬), I understand that you have a lot on your hands inventing revolutionary technologies and bettering mankind, so I understand.

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🤫quitting Oct 10, 2023

Ask random people on the street “do you need an employee discount on iPhone 15?”

Amazon bezosjassy Oct 10, 2023

Apple Store employees also get discounts

Apple estrellas OP Oct 10, 2023

I am against the discounts. We are already practically giving stuff away. Apple products should be priced at a higher premium to ensure that only those of a certain economic distinction or willing to sacrifice a significant portion of their earnings could ever have the privilege of carrying our logo.

MediaTek dXJf58 Oct 10, 2023

Get a tattoo on your forehead??

Wayfair yyxlpsdkgt Oct 10, 2023

DGAF

Snap rprlqksk Oct 10, 2023

Tell me you’re Indian without telling me you are Indian…

Apple aowjejrb Oct 10, 2023

I’ll bet a $100K he is NOT Indian

Under Armour Under.Wear Oct 10, 2023

Hey, I just want to remind you that you’re a corporate cog. You’re not changing the world or saving lives. You’re as important as the people working in the stores. You just get paid more to contribute the same amount to society.

Morgan Stanley Buruan Oct 10, 2023

Quality of Blind is rapidly declining

Apple 한국오빠 Oct 10, 2023

I am a fanboy too.