I like to let it fly while maintaining eye contact. You? https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/321556.php
Naturally
Squeeze your bumchicks tight and pump through your abdominal muscles to blast a trrrrap beat.... Aaaah and then do a deep inhale once the gases are diffused. Dial 911 and call for the chemical weapons SWAT Ops team to evacuate your colleagues.
Thx so much for this laugh sister~
Before farting stand up yell out "I AM FARTING IN 5...4....3...2...1..!"
Leg lift with proper cheek flexing allows for a symphony to permeate the air. I'll typically target the first bar of a Sibelius violin concerto.
Just don’t do that in the elevators
I thought that’s what they were for?
I always fart as I exit the elevator. Makes for an awkward ride for the rest of the ppl onboard
Go to remote area, move fast, while gassing ;)
Quality flatulence post.