Remember, I know who you are! Best regards, Santa π
TC?
None. Iβm trying to get out of the business. Find my other post. π
Santa is Mrs. Claus as the name implies. If Santa was a guy his name would be San Claus. Look at San Mateo, San Marcos, San Fernando, San Jose all of them are guys. Then you have Santa Barbara, Santa Monica, Santa Maria. She -- Santa Claus -- was hiding in plain sight.
Is this a question? π
GE get back to work. Your stock is killing my portfolio.
Will the dating world get better anytime soon for both men and women? Can you grant this wish please? π
Iβm neither Jesus or a Genie. But the dating world will get better. Keep this up and soon you wonβt see or know the difference between who is a man or woman! π
Haha lol. U don't want to change my gender though π₯
Reporting you for breaking GDPR
Will you accept a cookie? π
Self-flying sled coming soon?
Rudolph has contracted some nasty STDs and now we are moving the deadline from 2024 to 2020. If Amazon workers can do it then so can our Elfβs! π
What database platform in Santa using? Does he have an AWS account? Lambda would be perfect for all the requests going to the North Pole account.
Oh, GE. We donβt use databases. We have Elfβs running around in the dark, looking and observing your childβs every move! π
That's some impressive stealth technology.
Dear Santa, can I get hired with a TC of 200k soon. Thanks Santa youβre the best β€οΈ
Every year there is this one person asking for unrealistic wishes. π
Can you look into penis without bending? And without a mirror or camera?
Iβm inside your penis right now dear! Are you bleeding? π
Damn. I missed the word "your"
Why the coal Santa... Lol
Those little naughty kids are full of surprises! I gave them coke in hopes that they would choke on it! But instead they are using it to spawn Satan!!! We have to do something before itβs too late! π
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Whatβs Mrs Clausβ favorite favorite sexual position?
Christian missionary π
Sorry kids. She likes it rough, from behind with her arms restrained. Just like your parents. π