I work on Microsoft Dining website where employees order lunch. I want to switch but with this stupid experience on my resume it does not look competitive
Are you a contractor? I thought all that was outsourced
There is a team of 8 people and 3 outside contractors
Lucky. I work on shit, that if it fails, governments can't sell bonds to function. If I worked on MSFT dining website, I'd fuck shit up on purpose just for fun
I know it wasnt supposed to be funny, but it is.
😂😂 why is this so funny
"Single-handedly was responsible for the sustained productivity and morale across the entire company."
Ensured that average bmi of a 1000 person team went up by 12% in the last 6 months.
Reduced employee toilet usage by 43% after disabling the add beans button
Best company, worst job. Worst company, best job. Ask AI or a resume writer to write it up in a nice way. Some corporate tools scaled to handle bursts of peak traffic, employee engagement and motivation blah blah. There should be some way to sell that stuff
lol. Just make it sound more fancy in your resume: ‘prepared local food supply chain management system’ There you go
a gas station attendant who pumps gas can claim on resume to be a "petroleum distribution engineer"
How’s oncall?
😂😂 poor guy never gets to eat lunch at lunch time
SEV1: ran out of chocolate cookies
Here is an idea. Network in MS and learn what they are doing and you will find a way to apply what you learned there
that’s hilarious that they have a team for that
There are 8 people for this website and one guy mostly works on the Order button
How much... uhhh... how much work does the order button require?