In light of today’s “holiday” Microsoft - McDonalds Many of us grew up with it, but then we learned it was terrible for us, so they spent the 2010s reimagining themselves and now it tastes like nothing Apple - Starbucks A marketing engine and cult following that masks a concerning decline in quality Amazon - Costco Food Court Frugality. Where else can you get a hot dog for $1.50 along with a 60-pack of toilet paper rolls? (Alternate for Amazon - IKEA Food Court. Suspiciously cheap mystery meatballs. All the products are foreign and are named something like WIHOLL or BSTOEM) Netflix - Chipotle Pioneered a new business model (fast casual), but now there are 10 clones in the same strip mall and it’s lost its luster. People who consume frequently are sad and depressed. Google - Jamba Had a great run in its heyday, but everyone eventually realized it wasn’t health food—it’s a sugary concoction that will give you diabetes. Meta - IHOP Remember when they changed their name to IHOB to generate publicity because their business was swirling the drain? IBM - Wendys Old fashioned recipe. Only thing keeping it alive is Red Hat, the spicy meme Twitter account. Zoom - Crumbl Cookies Suddenly exploded during the pandemic, but after trying it, you’re not quite sure why this was the product that everyone seemed to flock to.
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IHOP is considered fast food ? Not really that fast imho.
Whats Cisco? KFC?
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That’s all good and fine sir, but *this* is a Wendy’s.
Seems correct
You must've not been to McDonald's in a while, they have quite the tasty selection, much like Microsoft with it's recent resurgence. Chipotle I'll say despite the high sodium content is very good for macros
TikTok - Panda Express They rapidly expanded everywhere and gained a loyal following in the US seemingly overnight, their food being aggressively mediocre and generic but strangely addictive makes you wonder what’s really in it, all their specials and free samples trying to entice people to try it really makes it suspicious.
Nailed it!
glad to know rh is keeping ibm alive lol
Keep it up!
What prompt did you give to ChatGPT