Amazon: We are how we are. You’ve heard the stories. You enlisting or not? Apple: Meet everyone, talk to everyone, love everyone. Wait. Hear lots of cheers! One more interview. Ok, just one more. Ok waiting on an approval. Ok, yep any day now. Cheers!! Ok final approval, we promise. … … … Google: don’t apply, we aren’t hiring. Hey you, we’re not hiring, wanna talk? Oh, right, you made it through on-site before the freeze. Oh. Um. Here’s a team match call. Oh, you’re waiting on HC. We’ll call you. Tesla: You at Amazon, what do you think? You want a promotion and don’t wanna wait for L7. We got you. In the office. It’s like when you add “in bed” to jokes, but s3xyR. Microsoft: Salesforce: *2 hours later* you available tomorrow at nine? Would love to hear your experiences :) Apple: … Sorry, no thank you. (Edited: blind tax 😅 TC 360, PMT, wearing some Dev hats, PgM hats, TPM hats 🤠💂♂️👷♀️, 8 YOE 🧑🏻🦳)
What about Meta?
Wouldn’t apply. Hoping someone shares their experience.
Don’t apply dude. Wait for the panic to subside. This place feels like it’s on fire.
What are you interviewing as?
Two apples?
IYKYK
Apple came back after a long pause and said sorry but no
Lol at Salesforce!
They ghosted me because of their hiring freeze
They have hiring freeze???
The Microsoft one made me lol.
Same way services companies used to do in Asia many years ago, take a truck and pick up freshly minted engineers from college campus (more or less 😂)
msft v-recruiter is the worse (ghosting, slow response, fail to understand your questions, bad at math), I hope after we start hiring again, we will get a better v-recruiter.
Microsoft recruiting is unique and probably worst in its own way.
Microsoft has industries most incompetent recruiting function
MSFT is indeed the worst. Not just the recruiter but also the HM.
Just like their office product range
Roblox: I started interviewing senior year of college for new grad role 3 years ago, and last week, I’m still in the process and on my 75th round. Hiring committee said they need more data and I already gave them my family tree SSN bank accounts test scores Leetcode activity and college transcripts. Unsure what else they need
You yet to meet the janitor team
Wew 🥲
Apple was so accurate🫡
Is it possible to go to nasa without fancy school ?
Really? You think you’re qualified going to some party state u? Freaking Will Smith was a SUPER young marine capt f18 pilot and had to marry a stripper AND fight space aliens IN SPACE before they took him and really it was bc they knew they needed his stripper wife’s son. She subsequently became a MD.
Love the msft one
Lol. Spot on.
I've had almost all companies reach out to me, except Microsoft. Now I want to work there!