Tech IndustrySep 1, 2021
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Is this Agile?

Management: we need this long list of features by x/y date. Daily stand-ups and scrum: Everybody gives a status report, nobody is listening to anyone else except the manager who sometimes asks a follow up question. The question is almost always "ok, and when will it be done?"

VMware gMlg77 Sep 1, 2021

perfect

Morgan Stanley /dev/meow Sep 1, 2021

This is classic

Google StyaPichai Sep 1, 2021

Wait. Everyone asks one question: can you guys hear me?

Amazon wawY45 Sep 1, 2021

Hi! I'm John from marketing, I was a senior analyst at Google before, really excited about the vision here!

8x8 trimplety Sep 1, 2021

So.. when will it be done?

Microsoft ntdll Sep 2, 2021

Manager just wants to make sure that you’re doing the needful.

Salesforce cToA01 Sep 2, 2021

No

Credit Karma PbtF26 Sep 2, 2021

It’s not True Agile unless you love the process. If you don’t like any part of it, then it’s just not being done properly