Misc.Nov 21, 2019
Newyuminstall

LPT: say "I don't know" to get out of important work

Forget about climbing the career ladder, just do well in the interview then proceed to act like a dumbass and say "I don't know" about everything to keep high TC and get out of working on big features

Amazon SmkWdEvyDy Nov 21, 2019

For extra points, volunteer for extra work, then bug everyone else for help until they take it away from you again.

Microsoft skankhunt1 Nov 21, 2019

What? I don’t get it lol

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yuminstall OP Nov 21, 2019

It's good that you don't get it

Yelp JMP2 Nov 21, 2019

It's LPT or SLPT?

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yuminstall OP Nov 21, 2019

More of a DLPT where I'm hecka drunk

Amazon iA71wc Nov 21, 2019

Thanks I’ll keep this in mind when I want a resume timeline of 10 jobs in the trailing 12 months so I can tombstone my career as early as possible

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yuminstall OP Nov 21, 2019

No lol it works as long as you find someone else who cares enough about the product to do the work