Tech IndustryMar 7, 2019
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Microsoft LordFarqud Mar 7, 2019

Nothing to see here, move along

Microsoft M๐Ÿ’ฐFT Mar 7, 2019

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Amazon HlqC56 Mar 7, 2019

This is a normal day at Microsoft. Layoffs in one part while hiring in another. They like to play musical chairs in Redmond.

Microsoft McCraddock Mar 7, 2019

Well, clearly, we're about to go bankrupt and it's all-out panic and mayhem over here. Dogs and cats. Sheep and lions. Might be time for a career change. Maybe IHOP is looking for new cleaning crew.

Microsoft ยฉ๏ธ Mar 7, 2019

Wow 200 people... Rounding error my dude..

Microsoft DblDwnDave Mar 7, 2019

Yes why is this a news story, lol. Some C- reporter crawling Blind...

Amazon Jakarta Mar 7, 2019

Remind me how many people are working at Microsoft now?

Microsoft Fat ๐ŸŽƒ Mar 7, 2019

About 135,000 โ€” well, maybe 134,810 now!

Microsoft โ€”๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ง๐ŸŒˆโ€” Mar 8, 2019

Now itโ€™s 135,173...hired some new folks yesterday.

Intel UGeJ58 Mar 7, 2019

Pfft, 200 sales people? Really?

Microsoft alletuN Mar 7, 2019

We wanted to improve our eng:sales ratio. Because nobody likes salespeople.

Microsoft joyfill Mar 7, 2019

How about PM ratio?

Intel UGeJ58 Mar 8, 2019

Yes, take all 200 slots and fill it with PM's

Microsoft โ€”๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ง๐ŸŒˆโ€” Mar 8, 2019

New leaders desperate to make their mark. Firing some useless people so they can bring in their own useless people.

Microsoft menu Mar 8, 2019

It was a redundant organization wipe out.