Men: How long when taking a dump at work?
During work hours, do you make it a quick in and out or do you take a nice long, relaxed break? I have heard people in the stalls watching YouTube and such and sometimes even taking calls while carrying out their business.
I guess it depends if you have things like IBS ......
Asking the important questions right here
Until I can feel my legs getting numb.
why is this geared towards just men? I enjoy wasting 7-10 minutes to myself at least once a day.
Interested in women’s opinions too, but wasn’t sure if that is comparing apples to apples. I have absolutely no idea what goes on in the women’s bathrooms. Not sure if etiquette and norms are the same.
If you seen someone going to the bathroom for 10-15 minutes, please don't automatically assume they are being delinquent. Some folks have colitis, IBS or Crohn's disease, even if they look physically fit and healthy. It can take years to identify the foods that make you spend a lot of time in the bathroom. (My wife has Crohn's and is always worried about people thinking she left an event, when she merely needed to use the bathroom).
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time.
What the actual fuck
I left a note like that once. The behavior stopped. But it was followed up a couple of days later with a note reminding people that interview candidates also use the restroom.
Depends whether I’m in the zone or not on a problem. If so, it’s quick so I can get back to work. Otherwise, I take my sweet ass time
I take twice as long as half a dump.
That’s not true
True, as mine are definitely non-linear, I retract my comment.