Metacoasting!!

Meta CTO claims he is the most jacked Tech executive

Is Boz right? He stated this yesterday in his weekly broadcast. I would have thought Bezos, but he is no longer a tech executive!

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Meta coasting!! OP Mar 13

No, you are thinking of his manager.

Meta Frank2323 Mar 14

I love how your choice isn’t TikTok and the actual CCP.

Meta rackiez Mar 13

Bezos for sure after all the trt

Amazon devin2.0 Mar 14

Trt or growth hormone, or a mix of both.

Meta AJXE51 Mar 14

Bezos is a lowly shareholder and board member now.

Salesforce pile67 Mar 13

Until he tells how much he benches it’s all BS. Need numbers!

NVIDIA aymz07 Mar 15

Yea, metrics or gtfo

Waymo zDAa73 Mar 15

Jacked isn’t the same thing as strong, though.

Branch geminigemi Mar 13

He should challenge Zuck to a cage fight

Meta mochaFr@p Mar 13

Jacked?! Is that the new woke word for fat?

LinkedIn 👩‍💻💻✔️ Mar 13

Same confusion

Squarepoint Capital nh5z Mar 13

Jacked potato

Grove Collaborative amor-fati Mar 13

How much does he deadlift?

Snap BKvr57 Mar 13

He's doing training montages 24/7 to prepare to strike back at the guy who kidnapped his hair. Little does he know it actually ran away, and is currently hiding around his chin.

Meta ze/zir Mar 13

I always thought he’s the real life Kratos

Google musksucks Mar 14

I think he meant jackass

Apple old.monk4 Mar 14

Isn’t he plumpy and fat below his waist

Capital One zombiecap Mar 14

In the metaverse there is no below the waist

Apple old.monk4 Mar 14

Good point.