Oracle has the best office complex in the Bay and that's fuckin stupid
Tall new towers with a view of the water, elevators you ride up and down instead of dopey bicycles in traffic, a big sailboat owned by the boss. All the good companies get NIMBY'd into building two or three stories max or are stuck in some run down office from the 80s that looks like it should be in Scranton, PA. Their crap database isn't even useful anymore someone else should get those buildings.
Not seeing anything in here that shows Oracle has the best offices in the Bay. You clearly haven’t been to Meta or Salesforce’s towers in the city.
There’s a weird alien wandering around the meta offices though
That's just Zuck. He doesn't bite, only the occasional lizard lick.
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Oracle buildings have dull interiors and are crowded. There is a reason why most companies have campuses instead of offices.
Their offices suck, outdated 90s style layouts and the geese shit everywhere
The shape of the buildings has been made an emoji for databases. Huge win in Larry’s book.
Best office - my home. 10 seconds commute dude.
It's pretty depressing actually. The interiors are lifeless
Just like their tech stack.
MPK 20 from Facebook is waaay better
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Still no one goes to that office
Does Larry just own it as a status symbol
Yes, he lives on his private island in Hawaii (like actually)