I love that we own Java. We can basically do anything, with the power it gives us. What would your company do if you had that kind of power?
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Closed now - thank you all
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What do you think is wrong with a kid who got rejected by 9 colleges?
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The end of Backdoor Roth?!
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Go fuck yourself
With your Java Virtual Machine
Java is shit. Fuck off
Use .NET instead?
c#?
I would sue Google!!
On which planet?
Clearly this guy is a bottom feeder at Oracle
Below is the complete list of companies relying on Java. . . .
False. You’ve probably been in Intel way too long. The ignorance has been drilled in
Netflix is a Java shop
Go fuck yourself. Java is the worst POS software ever invented.
What “software” do you code in?
Don’t be a smartass, you know what the fuck I mean. The JVM is software that interprets the garbage Java language to actual machine code. But I digress, I write C/C++ and x86 assembly.
I think I would never stop jerking myself off onto that Java logo... up, down, up, down, right in the cup...
Doesn't the demise of Java coincide with the transfer of ownership to Oracle?
It actually coincides with the meteoric rise of Android.
Android has to be the only use case remaining for the JDK. It's simply woeful to manage and tune GC. Additional notes: verbose syntax is shit and scala didn't help because it turned out as a syntactic cluster fuck.
YOU CANT DO SHIT WITH JAVA. If you do, then people will just switch to openJDK and not use your piece-of-sh*t. Keeps your ‘power’ in check, doesn’t it? 👍
Does anyone give a shit about Java? That’s almost as bad as python
It’s probably running the app you’re on if you are like the majority of mobile users(who use android)
@Pick, what do you use ?