Misc.Aug 20, 2023
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People in Big tech

Have you ever met or encountered your CEO on your campus? Tesla-Elon Meta -Zuck Apple -Tim Cook Microsoft -Satya Nadella Google -Sundar Pichai Amazon -Andy Jassy etc... #swe #amazon #microsoft #google #tesla #atlassian #paloaltonetworks #walmart #intuit #spacex #apple #nvidia #meta #facebook #instagram #gcp #misc #sunday

Amazon iarestupid Aug 20, 2023

Yeah I saw Jassy once. Seemed like an asshole

Microsoft I am Your Aug 20, 2023

Does he have ass hairs?

Flagstar Bank uWsfa132 Aug 20, 2023

is he gay?

Google ピチャイさん Aug 20, 2023

Yeah after tgif we pissed together

Salesforce dQw4w9WgX Aug 20, 2023

Friendships are made when you cross streams

Microsoft EJKa74 Aug 20, 2023

I saw bill gates, looked quite aged though.

Lucid Motors Gravity652 Aug 20, 2023

No more Epstein = no more jailbait girls

Uber sadgasm Aug 20, 2023

Used to see Ballmer in the gym all the time. He was a big naked walker in the locker room.

Microsoft wqri65 Aug 20, 2023

Which gym? Proclub?

Latitude AI latitoop Aug 20, 2023

It's important to assert dominance.

Bank of America LazyDogg Aug 20, 2023

I met Satya in his home in Hyderabad when he was head of Microsoft Dynamics

Amazon FLIPBossAF Aug 20, 2023

Before the mortgage crisis/Great Recession/bank failures of 2008, I interned then was hired at WaMu and met Kerry Killinger many times as well as the CFO. They were all very down to earth.

Microsoft wqri65 Aug 20, 2023

Saw Satya when he came to our building to give company wide town hall.

Apple kbfd Aug 20, 2023

Had to interact with Elon a few times a SpaceX (Product presentations, timelines, line tours, etc). The rose color glasses you have for the guy go away really quickly once you start hearing his ideas on something you are an expert in.

Google djrym Aug 20, 2023

what are you an expert in? and what were his ideas?

Apple kbfd Aug 20, 2023

Expert in manufacturing. Things like wanting to remove calibration steps that were required to make the system function, removing all stop buttons from equipment and only having go buttons, removing in line inspection equipment for the most critical processes in terms of defects leading to scrap/escapes, wanting to cover over contaminated areas rather then property deal with them, manufacturing electronics in a building that couldn’t even keep rain from leaking on multi million dollar equipment then trying to fix the leaks with plastic tarps vs roof repairs. Basically stuff like that.

Capital One spicytunar Aug 20, 2023

Never

Amazon blurre Aug 20, 2023

I have never worked for microsoft but i once saw Satya Nadella in a sound transit bus. I spoke to him for 5 mins & he is extremely down to earth and acknowledged that it was indeed him. I even asked him for career advice.