TL;DR A tale: Once upon a time ...

Once upon a time, there was a humongous ship named Freedom. It has a captain named Dump who governs the ship. In many years, this ship will sail to deep sea for days or months. Whenever it came back, it will full load of precious jewelry. No other ships could go so deep to the see and carry those jewelry back. People fight to trade with the crews from Freedom for those jewelry. One day, there was this young trade lady. She was from another ship named Dictator, governed by Captain Whatsoever. She brought a lot of jewelry to trade with the crews in the Freedom. Her jewelry is so different and stylish. Besides she is also pretty and attractive. On the first day, almost all the people on the ship are willing to fight each other to trade with her. Captain Dump saw it in a deep thinking. Next day, Caption summoned this young lady and announced in front of the whole crew: given that your goods are so popular and unperceivable, we believe your jewelry is poisoned and harmful to our people, and you must be evil witch sent by the Captain Whatsoever to destroy US. To protect my people, in the name of freedom, I announced that you must not return to your old ship and must marry to my Chief Engineer Goldstone! I announce you two, husband and wife！🍾🎉🎈And now bridegroom can kiss the bride. It happened so sudden that no one knows what was happening. What did people say? The young lady was shocked she became a teapot. At the moment, when the old ugly man steps forward to grab his god-granted trophy, several men quickly moved forward and blocked his way standing between him and the still-shocked young beautiful lady. One of them is crippled, and he is the pump man. He dictated that he should get this lady as his wife because he has most gold and he showed it to all people on the deck. People were laughing because that is just not the truth! The young lady finally came back to her foot. She started shouting “I just come to sell jewelry!” “Not to marry anyone nor to live here!“ “I had a husband and two children back to my home ship!” No one was paying attention to her, however, no matter how desperately she shouts. Then she found she was already tied on a chair. The chair has a name, Free Market. Back to the crowd around Captain Dump, they ere still arguing and some fighting: who should be really the bridegroom! Some suggested that we should be co-brides. But Captain Dump dismissed it, as he put it: I don’t feel like owning 30% of the bride. At last, Mate Pomppet announced: In the name of the god, in the name of freedom, and in the name of free sea, we, the people, fight to protect our freedom, against Dictatorship! Therefore, We will announce next day who gets married to the bride! Just remember, whoever gets the bride, the first night belongs to our greatest leader, Captain Dump! Solute! Everyone cheers! Captain Dump cheers with his big smile. He steps forward: make the Freedom great again! Again, ship Freedom had her another victory! People are back to their business and mobbing: In god, we believe! What a historical day! what a victory!