Jeff Bezos thought up the idea of free bananas as a public service. Bezos - "Bananas are a healthy, compostable snack that don't need to be wrapped like an apple and don't have the price tag of an avocado." Frugality at its best. Amazing insight. What a visionary.
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It’s faster to eat a banana than to eat an apple. It provides more energy instantly. Employees can snack in less time, and work more.
And you know what? It completely changed the economics of bananas in Seattle such that small businesses can’t even sell them anymore. How is that for a larger metaphor?
He is infatuated with phallic objects?
It would have been more impressive if he just gave glucose powder, vitamin pills and Metamucil instead. You just swallow it like your pride when working there.
Horizontally scaling fellatios across Bezos employees
Plot twist : Those coffee shops are also owned by Jeff
Would make sense but the coffee is consistently terrible outside of Seattle too
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They put bamboo up your ass and banana in your mouth.. all holes covered. Mission accomplished