I ran into Satya at Costco. He had 10 gallons of milk in his cart for some reason. Me: “Hello sir, will there be layoffs?” Satya: “Where is egg?” Me: “I don’t work here…” Satya (confused) just walks away… Am I being targeted for layoffs? How can I recover from this? 410k #microsoft
Aaj Satya kheer khayega!
Aur lassi piyega
Seems Costco will be a safe place to work during these layoff times!!
Check out this post! "Msft layoffs - 11000 tomorrow. Anyone from MSFT confirm this? (Tech Industry)" https://us.teamblind.com/s/8oDs0xd7
Satya is currently in Davos.
Yes he is in Davos. Working with Elites at World Economic Forum... if you don't know what the WEF is...research what they really stand for...
Did you ask him his TC ?
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Who hired this guy at Microsoft
Steve Ballmer
I am talking about the guy who made this post
The standard of humor on blind is so poor.
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Costco is open at 5 in the morning?
Senior citizen hours. At a specific location.