Serious only: How do I apply to twitter?

Serious answers only please. I hear twitter is hiring but no listing on their website. Where can I apply? Anyone giving referrals? Thanks #twitter

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Wayfair vRCx64 OP Nov 27, 2022

Flagged for troll.

Meta richardheа Nov 27, 2022

Correct email though.

Twitter binaryTrie Nov 27, 2022

Not hiring yet. Also, anywhere else is better than this shithole.

Wayfair vRCx64 OP Nov 27, 2022

Ok, thanks for clarifying.

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thehouse14 Nov 27, 2022

Why are there so many opposing opinions? The quieter voice says they enjoy the new changes even though it’s chaos, the louder voice is furious and can’t wait to leave - typically white coders have that loud voice. I know there’s the H1B excuse but I’ve spoken to people that are v optimistic

Twitter Erfi16 Nov 27, 2022

Well any person with common sense knows that he should have put more focus on colonising mars and energy than trying to solve this shit problem of “making the platform better”..”free speech” and “shit”. He is a great entrepreneur of our time but now he is doing shit in shit ways only to seek attention. There is nothing to get excited about. If you are really all that “mission driven” and crap..go solve some other important problem than licking his boots..have some dignity

Nuro beanlean2 Nov 27, 2022

Bring a sink to the office. No need to apply

Meta richardheа Nov 27, 2022

They already have a sink. Bring a bidet or a washing machine or something else useful.

Meta metanaut Nov 27, 2022

Even better - be the bidet.

Twitter dxrr35 Nov 27, 2022

Ligma Johnson check him on Twitter

Twitter epSo99 Nov 27, 2022

Lmao I love that this isn’t a shitpost, but it does underscore how utterly idiotic things are being done here now.

ByteDance 🌙💡in Nov 29, 2022

Dm me for referrals