Thinking we should drop the W in WITCH for Microsoft. Sorry Wipro. Microsoft has worked on their reputation recently and have recently improved. I think they’re ready to be promoted into WITCH. Obviously their comp is lower than other WITCH companies but at least the stock is growing. So those two shares that Microsoft devs are granted should grow fast.
CHAD Cognizant HCL Accenture Deloitte Is the superior acronym
How could I miss this beautiful acronym
CHAD > WITCH >>> FAANG
Ex-CHAD shouldn't be cringe on social media. Let's create this bill !
Lol
Microsoft is how u describe someone’s pp, definitely below WITCH tier
Microsoft is a tier by itself. Its like a Sigma chad. FANG is like alpha chad. Amazon is like Simp chimp with a 🍌. Just simplifying to make it clear.
Ok your 5 mins break for shit posting is over, now back to the pip factory!
Awww, it's cute Amazon trying to take down another company. Microsoft still has a bar to get in, unlike Amazon.
bruh I have a facebook E4 offer and the interview was much easier than my Amazon SDE1 interview
Amazon will hire anyone with a pulse
Microsoft is still higher tier than amazon
You mean “Moscow” or “Tortoise” Mitch?
Microsoft devs I’ll save you some time and write your replies for you: - go back to being PIP’d - I could have totally gotten into amazon if I wanted to but I chose Microsoft instead - yeah but our benefits are good! it’s worth the $100k pay cut Have any more to add?
You woke up today and chose violence against MSFT. 🙏🏽😂
One more, banana up your arse 😂