1. **Speak in Code**: Engineers use code for communication, not English. API, IDE, SaaS—secret launch codes for their UFOs, obviously. 2. **No Biological Needs**: It's known that SDEs at Amazon and Meta work on weekends, at night and pee in bottles. A cover-up? They don't need to pee or sleep! 3. **Time Warp**: They measure time in "sprints" and "agile cycles," defying Earth's concept of time. 4. **Bug Extermination Rituals**: Bugs get "git commit" rituals, not simple debugging. Alien tech, anyone? 5. **Acronym Mania**: API, IDE, SaaS—likely codes for their extraterrestrial activities. 6. **Lizard-like SEO**: Ever noticed their senior management resemble lizards? Reptilian ancestry can't be ruled out. 7. **Recent Layoffs**: Just clearing the human riffraff before the final phase! 8. **Mission: AGI**: They aim to build AGI, "Albertsons Gateway Interface" The ultimate Earth takeover scheme.
Thanks ChatGPT 3.5
*4.0. I'm a bit offended, but you are welcome
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