Here’s what I put on my linked in that nailed me some roles. Title: Bringer of Life Description: - Created, icubated, and birthed human being over 9 month period to increase family head count - Monitored and ensured stability of newborn health metrics - Generated X amount of life sustaining nutrients and maintained 98% uptime availability of nutrient faucet
Are you woman
What roles did you nail exactly
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Did you run A/B tests on the baby?
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