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Today I learned that monkeys have sex when they greet and say byebye

When monkeys meet strangers, they would greet each other by having sex, and have sex again when they say good bye. When can humans evolve to act like monkeys!?

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Amazon LILsim Apr 16

Humans do too

Apple spinnout Apr 16

The monkeys I met never tried that with me

Adobe Fc78sjfi4 Apr 17

cuz u r ugly (to an avg monkey)

Meta mumusa Apr 16

You're confusing bonobos with monkeys

Google eiΟ€ Apr 16

That would really decrease office productivity

ex-WePay WillTellTC Apr 17

Increase*

Microsoft jfjjcis Apr 17

It would improve return to office numbers.

Blue Cross Blue Shield cyber7ruck Apr 16

Monkeys do other things too. Why don’t you sell your house and start living on the trees.

BlackRock dRjm88 Apr 17

Hopefully Darwin read your post from Hell/Heaven.

Booking.com B.link Apr 17

There are studies that indicate archaic humans had engaged in much more casual sex, although maybe not at the level of bonobos. That eventually ended with religious beliefs imposing various restrictions on sex and inventing various taboos.