Elon: I wanna buy 10% of Twitter Elon: No, sorry scratch that. I wanna buy Twitter. Twitter: No you can't. We despise you. Go away Twitter after a few days: Okay well, we'll let you buy it. (We still hate you) Elon: I am the new GOD of Twitter Twitter after few days: Oh, sorry forgot to add. Please dont fire us Elon after few days as market falls: Oops, BOTS. Am I paying for that shit Twitter: Weren't you? Let me recount for ya TC:300K
is this a rip off of Matt Levine?
OP keep updating this post.
thanks for the recap, in zoomer english