I haven't done much actual work in a month or so and really dreading my stand-ups. What are some good things to say when you don't want to do actual work? Not looking for a lecture about getting fired. Job is safe enough.
“y’all know me still the same OG but I been low key”
Just drop a bunch of buzz words. “I’ve been scrumming the agile and creating agile synergy”
Disappointed at the lack of real answers here, I think OP has a decent question that's just barely above shit posting tier.
Who comes to blind for serious answers?
Documenting all the processes/ flows so everyone (existing and new) folks have better and clear understanding of our system.
Find a problem, and fix it. Wtf. Share this in standup. Bigger the problem, the better.
I worked on a problem yesterday. I will continue working on the problem today. No blockers. Jk. Just say. Not much of an update. Same status as yesterday.
Just write some test cases, or do some testing if your not adding any value to the code base.
You have to have something at least something to say
Working on automation