Tech IndustryNov 27, 2022
BNY MellononlyEmoji

What do you say in the daily standup when not doing any real work?

I haven't done much actual work in a month or so and really dreading my stand-ups. What are some good things to say when you don't want to do actual work? Not looking for a lecture about getting fired. Job is safe enough.

Splunk 2muchseks Nov 27, 2022

Working on automation

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sitTCalot Nov 27, 2022

https://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html Have fun

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bodhisa₶va Nov 27, 2022

“y’all know me still the same OG but I been low key”

Northwestern Mutual jT3kA8 Nov 27, 2022

Just drop a bunch of buzz words. “I’ve been scrumming the agile and creating agile synergy”

Microsoft memerboi Nov 27, 2022

Disappointed at the lack of real answers here, I think OP has a decent question that's just barely above shit posting tier.

Meta bozztank⠀ Nov 27, 2022

Who comes to blind for serious answers?

Robinhood NYC🗽. Nov 27, 2022

Documenting all the processes/ flows so everyone (existing and new) folks have better and clear understanding of our system.

Uber wageSalve Nov 27, 2022

Find a problem, and fix it. Wtf. Share this in standup. Bigger the problem, the better.

Google w0eodj Nov 27, 2022

I worked on a problem yesterday. I will continue working on the problem today. No blockers. Jk. Just say. Not much of an update. Same status as yesterday.

Dell Restasaur🦕 Nov 27, 2022

Just write some test cases, or do some testing if your not adding any value to the code base.

InvestCloud icicicgo Nov 27, 2022

You have to have something at least something to say