I just came home, loaded Yahoo Finance and noticed that the stock market has been fucked today. Who did it?
What's a Yahoo finance?
I binged "finance news" and it was the top hit.
That response is so epic!
Ron Jeremy
I just wish trump starts making his announcement during market hours instead of after hour, just to spice things up :)
And he should post it on Blind 5mins before he does it. But then first everyone says troll and then 5min later he can be the best data scientist
Trump. Threats of trade war with China as a negotiating tactic on N Korea.
Your mom
It’s his diversion tactic to steer the public away from Stormy Daniels.
That’s so many news cycles away, no one even remembers it.
Fuck the fucking short on it to fuck the fuck out of it
Well the jeans also fuck
Peter Gazer
Are you sure you don’t know the reason? It is all over the news headlines. Trump is trying to wage a trade war with China, which btw happens to be led by President Xi who is a genius, and Trump has no strategy to win. This means that the US is almost 100% certain to suffer more damage (lose) than China in this trade war.
Trump
No it’s already Obama’s fault and fake news.
I knew it. Obama secretly convinced trump to start a trade war with china