Tech IndustryJun 2, 2022
Ubermonnn

Why are people still dying to Join Google with 8% PIP QUOTA?

Google's new performance guidelines require 8% Quota of underperformers. That's a big number. These 8% of the people are expected to go into action plans with quarterly check in. Basically 8% of the workforce will now be harassed with warnings and action plans costing Nooglers their mental health. This is similar to FB where 15% of the workforce is given a MM rating and thereby a stringent warning. Why are people still worshipping Google with their shitty leveling, shitty low balling and dynamic programming questions? Seriously people need to get a life. No point joining Google with an enforced 8% quota of low performers (they might not be pipped but definitely harassed with quarterly check in and back stabbing).

TestingXperts Vsh001 Jun 2, 2022

Prestige!!!

Tesla theRisk Jun 2, 2022

Because google is still better than tesla by a long shot.. is it not?

Meta ovens Jun 2, 2022

They need to seek external validation from their aunties back in India

Uber monnn OP Jun 2, 2022

Yeah my cousin just told me that they would rather choose L3 at Google than Senior at Salesforce. Their argument was that non tech girls in India through arrange marriage are more interested in Google brand then senior position at Salesforce. Unfortunately non tech girls have 0 idea about the SWE world and get swayed away by Google brand.

Meta ovens Jun 2, 2022

Wow I was mostly joking but it turns out it’s true

Microsoft patghub Jun 2, 2022

Why you want to defame google ? Any concrete evidence of pip quota ?

Meta ovens Jun 2, 2022

Beta gi please

Microsoft patghub Jun 2, 2022

Ok Meta gi 😂

Zillow Group fuuckmeeee Jun 2, 2022

Can you post your source about google pip quota? I thought google only does pip in extreme situations

Meta ovens Jun 2, 2022

MM != PIP beta gi

Uber monnn OP Jun 2, 2022

[Blind] Check out this post! 8% quota for low performers henceforth in Google i.e. 8% on PEP every year (Tech Industry) https://us.teamblind.com/s/ZdewfdeA

Microsoft patghub Jun 2, 2022

Seems op got rejected by google/ girl looking for googler and also lost money in Uber stocks 😂 also why op has problem with ppl dying for google ? Should they join Uber ?

Google realVerse Jun 2, 2022

Op also believes the world is flat because he read it somewhere

Microsoft patghub Jun 2, 2022

Lol I think OP has posted this multiple times similar kind of post. Not sure what’s the agenda ?

Google gooru Jun 2, 2022

If you’re referring to PIP as in Performance Improvement Plan then yes it’s increased. But if you’re referring to PIP the way Amazon does it, then it’s not true!

Uber monnn OP Jun 2, 2022

[Blind] Check out this post! 8% quota for low performers henceforth in Google i.e. 8% on PEP every year (Tech Industry) https://us.teamblind.com/s/ZdewfdeA

Uber monnn OP Jun 2, 2022

Why harass 8% people as opposed to previous 2%. Do you guys want to emulate Amazon?

Google realVerse Jun 2, 2022

It's not a pip quota. Stop with the disinformation

Uber monnn OP Jun 2, 2022

[Blind] Check out this post! 8% quota for low performers henceforth in Google i.e. 8% on PEP every year (Tech Industry) https://us.teamblind.com/s/ZdewfdeA

Uber monnn OP Jun 2, 2022

People like you should be spanked real bad for lying

Google 🔤.xyz Jun 2, 2022

The new perf system has existed for less than a month and hasn’t even gone through one cycle. Already people not even at Google are yelling about some sort of PIP quota? The new ratings just add something formally that already existed informally (‘low CME’).

Uber monnn OP Jun 2, 2022

[Blind] Check out this post! 8% quota for low performers henceforth in Google i.e. 8% on PEP every year (Tech Industry) https://us.teamblind.com/s/ZdewfdeA

Uber monnn OP Jun 2, 2022

Why are action plans being triggered for these bottom performers. Why are they being harassed with quarterly check in?

EMC txnp Jun 2, 2022

Why would you be there if you're in the bottom 10% ?

Uber monnn OP Jun 2, 2022

There is clear cut malice. Earlier low CMEs(bottom 10%) could chill, and enjoy their life like it's another Salesforce/Microsoft. Now they will not be allowed to, will be humiliated with quarterly check in as if they are criminals and put on action improvement plans. Why this harassment? It may not be firing quota but the effect is exactly the same.

EMC txnp Jun 2, 2022

Well.. you don't get paid to chill ... so go home