Tech IndustrySep 30, 2020

Why are we here?

Are we just here to complete our Jira stories for the sprint? Find the next highest TC job? Make a ton of money to impress people who won’t even be here in 100 years? Pop out a few kids who then have to do the next generations Jira stories? Travel this spinning globe we had no choice to live on? Worship our God(s) that our parents told us to worship because that other persons God(s) is definitely the wrong God(s) oh and if you don’t you will burn in eternal hell forever? Keep clicking that next video or scroll through news feed to keep making the app more advertising money? See the latest and greatest reason the other political candidate is wrong every four years? Watch our family members grow old and die of various illnesses?

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Amazon lb5jj Sep 30, 2020

“Pop out a few kids who then have to do the next generations Jira stories” 😂😂

Amazon EKyS43 Sep 30, 2020

Op is female

Apple $AAPL Oct 1, 2020

OP is male 100%. Most likely middle aged. I never heard this kind of existential talk from women, especially when it comes to kids

Amazon Sep 30, 2020

I don't know about you, but *I'm* here to generate personal data to feed to the baby robot overlords at GooBookTok so I may one day be able to bow down to our new robot gods.

Google hdhtk Sep 30, 2020

You clearly have the design phase done, LGTM, approved. Slide that to completed on your Kanban and move on to the next item in the sprint, day drinking.

Google ABC-CEO Sep 30, 2020

If nothing is meaningful to you, might as well get serious about religion, since I sense that you are curious about eternity, or at least beyond a lifetime.

Flipkart nsdd15 Sep 30, 2020

Just to suffer.