To all the people working at YouTube, do you know what embedded software engineers do in the company. Doesn't make sense to me as to why a company like YouTube would need them? @YouTube @Google
They have an app that runs in many devices like Roku etc
Roku is just another OS running Java apps...
We code the algorithms for the toilets, try to make them suck shit down faster and harder. We get paid around 1 million dollars. Our nicknames are the “shit suckers” and we get major props and respeckz everywhere at j00tube. Also, you’re not allowed to say “j00tube” since you’re not an official shit sucker. We only hire based on your ability to code quick - if you’ve never taken part in a competitive toilet hardware bug bash then you’re automatically out. Check out some open source toilet code if you want a shot, but it’s usually tough shit for anyone coming in from a normal, dumbass SWE easy stuff. Especially if you know JavaScript. Also you need to be able to manually test your code, so most of the time we develop hemorrhoids because we work on the toilet and that’s why we have the best health insurance in the company. Ask around.
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They're making self driving cars. What the fuck do you think YouTube would be making?
Self-playing videos
And robots to watch them. Embedded engineering for blinking those eyelids.
They're probably making streaming devices to YouTube, such as for the new YouTube based security system at YouTube office
Storage and networking stuff?
They're building anti-shooter shooting systems. They'll be installed at the entrance of every building. Armed with anti aircraft missles they'll stop any nutjob from shooting up the place after YouTube fucks them over
YouTube is looking to build more immersive experiences. 240p to 4K to 360 vids to cardboard. I would expect that they are looking to build on hardware for individual content providers and also the consumer market since there is low hanging fruit there.
I know but I can't say.
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My guess is they're working on ASICs that would be optimized for whatever codec YouTube is endorsing. For their data centers potentially.