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You’re a bus driver for Facebook, going fast as shyt. But you are honking at everyone to get out the way but won’t hesitate to run them over. You’re a bus driver for Amazon, going fast as shyt. However you’re actively told to run down as many people as you can to meet the quota. You’re a bus driver for Google, but you simply choose to not run anyone over because you have a brake. You’re a bus driver for Netflix, no one knows how fast you go or how many people you run over because you’re in a small remote village. You’re a bus driver for Deloitte, you tell your company how fast you will drive and how many people you will run over despite having never stepped on a bus. You’re a bus driver for State Farm, but your company don’t have any buses only locomotives that goes 5mph on a track and you have to be suicidal to be ran over. You’re a bus driver for IBM, you remotely remember picking up some folks from government building 10 years ago and you’re still driving the same loop now. You’re a bus driver for Uber, on your first day you’re asked to bring your own bus, passenger, bus stops, gas, and pay stub. You’re a bus driver for Samsung, everyday after 5pm the management encourages and force you to drink and drive. You’re a bus driver for Microsoft, you drive very slow and carefully because you’re working at a retirement home. You’re a bus driver for iFly, and you’re flying high in the clouds.
Good. This is some nice creative work. Thanks for sharing and keep on the good work!
Were you "flying high" when you wrote this
Seldom have I seen Deloitte associated with fang in one post
In an impressive and accurate way!
Loved this analogy. Can we extend it?
You’re a bus driver for SpaceX. You’re driving as fast a shyt… (here you go!)
You’re sold on driving long shifts for 🥜 for the mission to drive to Mars, but the owner of the bus company does exceedingly weird shit and suddenly has a lot of 💰
You're a bus driver at Uber. Oh wait...
You’re a bus driver at Uber, you need to find your own passengers and fill up gas at your own expense.
Nah, you just get an Uber sticker to put on your windshield. You still get to run people over, but you have to pay for the bus yourself. (I don’t work for Uber anymore)
This 👆 , Deloitte 💩 with FANG is unnecessary. They're competing WITCHA contracts these days.
It's WITCHA now? What's the A
Accenture
I’ll take 2 of whatever he’s having
You want some of that ifly equity lol
What about you're a bus driver at Albertsons?
You're a bus driver for Apple, you don't have a speedometer. No one knows how fast you're going but everyone wants a ride.
Best 😂
Tf is this
Sounds like greyhound bus driver on PTSD
Lol @apple