Journalist> Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Admiral General Hafaz Aladin! General Aladin welcome!! Aladin> Pleasure being here, kuffar journalist J> Ahem… Looks like Wadiyya is at war with Israel, tell us whats going on? A> Yes, Israel is the aggressor who attacked us after HUJI killed only 1300 of their civilians and Nuclear Nadal kidnapped 200 women and children. J> Why did nuclear nadal take hostages? A> He is doing his job! He is chief nuclear scientist and procurer of women in wadiyya. J> If your side initiated a war, why do you complain now? A> Because we are beaceful beoble. We do not seek war, this is a dispute over land. Its not religious. J> ??? ok. Tell us who attacked Israel from wadiyya. A> Harkat ul jihad e Islami. (HUJI) A secular democratic humane society fighting a land dispute. J> What are your next steps? A> We oppose israel and want to take away all their land from the river to the sea. HUJI is firing 10000 beard of doom rockets a day. J> How can you expect peace if HUJI continues to fire rockets into Israel? A> Wadiyya is not HUJI!!!! You cannot conflate the two. We cannot possibly control HUJI. J> What do you expect from Israel? A> We criticize Israel’s aggression against HUJI rocket batteries. It kills civilians. J> Would you be willing to help people relocate to safety? A> No we expect Israel to drop their weapons, turn off their defenses and come to beace talks. We have asked the beoble to stay put. J> But what would happen if HUJI continues to cause rampage in Israel? A> I told you we dont control them. It’s convenient that way. We criticize Israel… and we dindo nuffin!!! J> Would you at least criticize HUJI? A> I will NEVER DO THAT. NEVERRR.. WTF!! What the fakhurmaalasharmaulakher!!!
Hilarious
Pitch the idea to Sacha Cohen!
This is absolutely hilarious. I laughed out loud. Some much needed sanity.
This is really good 😂
Which side is Sacha Baron Cohen actually supporting?
Its very difficult to satirize such a ridiculous reality. Good job sir
God damn this is actually hilarious & way too real
Shukran! 😉