Every time I try to throw away a bottle or tissue, I shoot it like a basketball into the trash can. My husband likes to come by and swat it away like Dikembe Mutombo and say "No no no" while wagging his finger. I'm really tired of it because it breaks the glass onto the floor and then I have to clean it up or maybe he slaps the plastic bottle and it hits the dog. Does your partner have childish behaviors?
you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
Stop shooting and dunk on his ass
Why do you have to clean up a mess that he caused?
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You married well don't complain he's a baller 🏀
Lmfao based sigma husband
Cringe gen z lingo
I use it ironically