Misc.Sep 21, 2023

Rejected at Home While Taking Shots

Every time I try to throw away a bottle or tissue, I shoot it like a basketball into the trash can. My husband likes to come by and swat it away like Dikembe Mutombo and say "No no no" while wagging his finger. I'm really tired of it because it breaks the glass onto the floor and then I have to clean it up or maybe he slaps the plastic bottle and it hits the dog. Does your partner have childish behaviors?

Cisco hyU82d Sep 21, 2023

Lmfao based sigma husband

Attentive flat butt Sep 21, 2023

Cringe gen z lingo

Cisco hyU82d Sep 21, 2023

I use it ironically

Booz Allen Hamilton LPoz03 Sep 21, 2023

you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

Capital One ddbown Sep 21, 2023

Stop shooting and dunk on his ass

Microsoft BarFoo+ Sep 21, 2023

Why do you have to clean up a mess that he caused?

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Palo Alto Networks xUFuiDu Sep 21, 2023

You married well don't complain he's a baller 🏀