GoogleAnonBlinds

3 years old and 2M in assets, feel like I’m really behind

Not sure what I can do to improve my chances of reaching FIRE I can’t afford even a 5000sqft mansion in a hcol city, grinding LC and trying to get into Albertsons. I am almost homeless and it is very hard to buy food here. How will I be able to afford a collection of 3000 cars by the time I reach adulthood? What website do people apply for Food Stamps again? I will try apply at the library because I cannot afford a computer, I am using my friend's computer. It is really hard. Hopefully there are some good charities around in the US for those facing financial difficulties. Never dreamt of being this behind, now I know how people in third world countries feel. I probably need to set-up a GoFundMe page. I hope I can reach 300M before I reach the age of 14 years old. TC: 800k.

LinkedIn faustus Nov 7, 2021

I know, right. I'm so poor, I can only afford to light my cigars with $10 bills.

IBM 👅 🐟+🌮 Nov 7, 2021

Easy fix. Draw more zeroes after the 10.

Microsoft rosepeta Nov 7, 2021

Have you even started wiping your own ass-ets yet

Google AnonBlinds OP Nov 7, 2021

I'm too poor so I am only using $50 bills to wipe my ass. I can't afford to use $100 bills yet.

LinkedIn FIREman💪 Nov 7, 2021

3 years old baby with $2M asset and 800K TC. Damn you are way ahead of almost everybody.

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Nordroc Nov 7, 2021

At 3 years old you don’t qualify as boss baby anymore unfortunately.

Yelp le spotter Nov 7, 2021

Thanks for the post made me smile

Microsoft OlUx74 Nov 7, 2021

😄

Facebook SEVManager Nov 7, 2021

You must be very sadge

Red Ventures ⚡⚡⚡⚡ Nov 7, 2021

Hey man how did you get 2M in assets at your age, I'm trying to learn how I can do the same

Google ABC-CEO Nov 7, 2021

Your parents are behind.

T-Mobile wrapped.up Nov 7, 2021

When I was your age I felt lucky just to have a job and steady income. I only had 800k nw but it felt like enough to live a decent lifestyle in MCOL. No kids and dual income helped