Coworker who is a “friend” got my wife a small size black thong for a white elephant. Everyone says it’s a joke but my wife and the other person had a really long stare and laugh about it. I think something is up. I noticed she hid it from me cause I can’t find it.
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I'll raise you 3 popcorns - one for myself, one for OP, and one for his wife's boyfriend 🍿🍿🍿
WSBlind
Sounds like your white elephant gift was a can of whup ass which is about to be opened
Why fight the guy? The OP’s wife is the one screwing him over, she has agency too. Talk to her instead of being a moron and find out what’s up.
Ok ChaChe
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Jokes aside talk to the guy to see how nervous he gets when you start asking questions
I respectfully disagree. The gift is creepy and weird
Agreed with zeroS
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What is a white elephant??
Exactly what it sounds like. You can rent it for office parties
Rare elephant species that shows up at gift-giving events.
Look, if you want any help, we’ll need pictures of your wife wearing the thong. Otherwise we’re just taking shots in the dark.
I don’t want to see that. You go google online alone
Pretty sure we’ll still be taking shots once we see his wife’s picture in thong.
The fact that your wife did not reject the gift on the spot given the inappropriate nature of it in that context is a huge red flag in my opinion. Imagine you would have gotten an intimate gift from a very good female friend. What would her reaction have been if you had accepted it?
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