Tech IndustrySep 11, 2019
Wayfairoim8y

how do i ask my mabager to lay me off?

see title i have some health issues including mental ones

Abbott ssJG63 Sep 11, 2019

Come to work naked

Wayfair oim8y OP Sep 11, 2019

I don’t want to ruin my chances with the hot girls

Google d3j88wq Sep 11, 2019

Maybe you can go on medical leave?

Wayfair oim8y OP Sep 11, 2019

This is too logical, I want to avoid logistical solutions and just get laid off

Google d3j88wq Sep 11, 2019

But you'll get paid

Bloomberg WPslayer Sep 11, 2019

“Hey, if there any layoffs coming, I’ll take the bullet. For my teammates.”

Wayfair oim8y OP Sep 11, 2019

I like this, smells like team spirit

Tableau Kaczynski Sep 11, 2019

Just call him “mabager”

Wells Fargo ySNT34 Sep 11, 2019

Hahahaha

Wayfair oim8y OP Sep 11, 2019

Lmao

Roku cruella Sep 11, 2019

Have u spoken to a therapist or physiatrist or only self diagnosed?

Wayfair oim8y OP Sep 11, 2019

I am self diagnosed by my doctor

Uber whoberrr Sep 11, 2019

That checks out yes

Wayfair oim8y OP Sep 11, 2019

Wayfair has turned me into the shell of the man I was once... my only bit of sanity remaining lies within the tissue papers residing on the floor of my apartment.. stained with the thoughts of the enchanting feminine perfections gracefully walking within the corridors of the prison that poisons me

Yelp overmind Sep 11, 2019

Just.. email this to your department.

Wayfair oim8y OP Sep 11, 2019

Lmao I’m dead

Charter UPGRAYEDD Sep 11, 2019

Tall the boss you have mental issues you aren't willing to seek treatment for.

Wayfair oim8y OP Sep 11, 2019

Definitely proves I have a mental issue, I like it

Charter UPGRAYEDD Sep 11, 2019

Make sure you seek treatment and can collect disability for it. Freeeeee

Bloomberg F.U. money Sep 11, 2019

It really isn’t funny to troll about mental illness.

Wayfair oim8y OP Sep 11, 2019

Who said I was trolling? It’s not funny to assume that I’m trolling about my mental illness dude Jesus of Nazareth have mercy on your soul

Charter UPGRAYEDD Sep 11, 2019

I hate it when somebody that doesn't understand the suffering barges into a post with the holier than thou attitude and self incriminates themselves as a hypocrite. Booo!

Roku cruella Sep 11, 2019

Maybe they r a troll. Maybe not. I just don’t want to take the chance. Mental issues r serious.

Wayfair oim8y OP Sep 11, 2019

Not troll man I’m literally dm’ing you all my issues

Roku cruella Sep 11, 2019

I know. Was just telling people in general that even if they think someone is trolling don’t take that chance. We r good buddy

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EkrB86 Sep 11, 2019

FMLA is a federal level law not just CA. Beantown can go on leave too. ;-)